Light humour

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[Starship]

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you. And the wife replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it

[Starship]

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
 
He looked at her carefully, then said, 'You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.'
 
'What does that mean?' she asked suspiciously.
 
He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!'
 
She beamed at him happily and said: 'Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?'
 
'I'm Just Kidding!'